The Watcher
In the shower today, while washing the shampoo out of my hair, I got this strange feeling that I wasn’t alone. You know that feeling… like you’re being watched. Then I heard a noise. I knew I wasn’t alone.
Rrrrriiiibittttt… I was taking a shower with a frog.
Now, how the heck did this little green guy get in my shower? He seemed very content and rather bothered that I wanted to move him out.
He’s not the first of his kind to take to following me. It’s getting a bit notorious really.
It started when we lived in Prineville, which is in the high-desert , AKA the driest place in Oregon, akin to the Mojave. Yes, a real frog meca. I started hearing choirs of them at night. Then they started coming inside. I’d find them in the most peculiar places. One time I went to put on a shirt from my closet and one jumped out onto my shoulder. Another time I went to get in the car, and one was sitting in the driver’s seat. I got use to sharing our home with them. When we moved to Grants Pass, some came in boxes with us. It was borderline freaky. I began to think of them as some sort of totem animal, but I wasn’t sure what it was they were trying to tell me. The plague of frogs came to mind, but this certainly didn’t seem like a biblical curse. It seemed more friendly, if you can call an amphibian invasion such.
But then they went away. I hadn’t seen any visitors in several years.
Thankfully, they haven’t forgotten me. They are a pretty amazing transformational creature and I have a feeling, they have a lot to teach me.
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