Day 5 - On the 12th day of Christmas...

My true love gave to me... 

12 million ants!!

It's true.  Absolutely, heebie-jeebie true.

It started out as a beautiful day... yummy breakfast, blue skies, birds chirping... but soon it turned to pure evil.  The hounds of hell were unleashed today by my true love.  From the bowels of the earth, satan's soldiers marched 100x100, boiling like lava from a vessel tied to the middle of the earth.  Before Dan destroyed their highway, I am positive the beasts were standing to be judged as Plato warned - they were hoping to be reincarnated and pass through this earthly portal into redemption.  And now, there is a warp in the universe and the damned scourge of Hades is going to try and take over my home.  I'm sure of it and there's nothing we can do about it.  The mother nest of carpenter ants was in that tree Dan cut down.  Crap.


Just in case you feel like you need to witness this for yourself... click here...and get ready to start itching...